If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!

To appease my father and pass along the wealth of knowledge that we gleaned from our three-day tour of Scotland, I've decided to dedicate this post to the vocabulary lesson given to us by our guide, Ped.

wee = small
dram = measure of whisky
jobby = poop

There were many other, more racier gems of the English language learnt this weekend, however since I'm pretty sure that my grandmother is reading this post (Hi Nana), I'll simply leave you with these pictures: