If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!

To appease my father and pass along the wealth of knowledge that we gleaned from our three-day tour of Scotland, I've decided to dedicate this post to the vocabulary lesson given to us by our guide, Ped.

wee = small
dram = measure of whisky
jobby = poop

There were many other, more racier gems of the English language learnt this weekend, however since I'm pretty sure that my grandmother is reading this post (Hi Nana), I'll simply leave you with these pictures:

Oktoberfest

When we arrived at Oktoberfest in Munich at around 1 pm, little did we know that the drinking tents had been full since about 10 am that morning. No tent entrance means no beer which means no fun...however, we managed to squeeze our way into one and a nice waiter served us, so mission accomplished!